Orange Elephants = Strategic Powerhouses

This tribe is for you if:

• You thrive on patience, planning, and making every move count. You don’t rush—you align, then strike.
• You play the long game, investing in things that grow stronger with age (money, skills, influence).
• Your name is often traditional, steady, grounded (think: Thomas, Elizabeth, Daniel, Grace).
• You like puzzles, board games, debates, and anything that proves you out-think the competition.
• You listen to music that’s layered, complex, with depth—something that grows on you the more you hear it.
• You make anywhere from $80k–$250k/yr, often in law, finance, engineering, consulting, or careers where foresight + expertise rule.

Pass if:

• You crave instant gratification or need quick dopamine hits to stay engaged.
• You hate slow-cooked meals or foods that require patience to enjoy (marinated meats, smoked dishes, aged cheese).
• The smell of libraries, candle wax, or incense makes you uneasy—you don’t vibe with tradition or depth.
• You avoid responsibility and dread when people look to you for answers.
• You get frustrated or reckless when things take time instead of trusting the process.

Crown of the Orange Elephants
Elephants remember, Elephants endure. They win not by rushing, but by outlasting. When the dust clears and fast‑starters burn out, the Elephants are still standing—stronger, wiser, unstoppable.

DISCLAIMER:
This is functional art. These hoodies use polyester, and studies are still unsure about its full health and environmental effects. Polyester production may involve chemical exposure and microplastics. We will continue to consider the best possible sustainable practices and alternatives as research evolves.